Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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