I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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