Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So apparently I’m into choking now
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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