fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
operation have a gay friend backfired
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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