stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am available for nakedness
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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