I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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