Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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