The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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