Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i dont even know how to be here
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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