How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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