Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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