Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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