office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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