I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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