Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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