Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You can't motorboat a personality
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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