put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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