i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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