quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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