pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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