mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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