Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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