Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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