Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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