the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Im just a social blackout drinker.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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