Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Are my feet made of real feet?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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