So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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