Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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