is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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