I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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