You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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