my phone needs a breathalizer
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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