She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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