if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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