If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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