Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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