Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
...so i touched it.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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