bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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