im calling her cock vulture from now on
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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