Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
