i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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