Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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