I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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