we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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