i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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