What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
