she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
