I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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