I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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