I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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