i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
God, I missed his penis.
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