Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
