he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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