Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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