Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
if only i could text you this smell
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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