You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
