No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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